Registrado: May 15, 2008
Nombre: Z4RBON
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We live in a society full of fear. We over-regulate nuclear power, have airbags on everything but our pee-holes, have to wear helmets to sleep safely and can't play with anything that has a corner. George Carlin was right — we are definitely a paranoid bunch not willing to take a chance. And so George would agree that our fear of germs is pretty ridiculous as well. We can get food poisoning, chicken flu, bacterial infections, colds, viruses, STDs. We can even get AIDs from kissing! Holy shit, doctor — you're a fricking moron! So it's no surprise that one day I went to the bathroom and as the person in the stall next to me sat down, I heard tissue paper crinkling. It was enough to make Seinfeld have a seisure. What's with that??? Apparently we can't even shit in peace. While we are defecating, germs are trying to kill us through the back door! Will we ever be safe?!?! Not if you live scared. See, I can go to the bathroom, sit down, do my business and not have to use a piece of paper to shield my ass from the grim reapers living on the toilet seat. It saves me the time and humiliation of putting a thin piece of wax paper under my ass. Also, it gives my immune system some practice! People forget that your skin is your first line of defense. Bacteria isn't going to seep into your pores and take over your body. You have to somehow eat or suck in this stuff. Now, maybe some of you shit and snack at the same time, but that's not my style — and I don't recommend adopting that habit. Overall, I think toilet seat covers are symbolic of many things we do in this country to make us feel safe — to give us the illusion of safety. It's a band-aid fix for what pretty much amounts to general sloppiness and poor personal hygeine. In some cases, I guess it makes up for lack of dexterity — but come on, it's not that hard to aim, is it? Instead of drinking toilet water, rubbing your genitals on public surfaces and licking toilets, why don't you just be careful, stay in good health and not worry so much about stuff? Worrying about germs messes up your immune system, which lets germs kill you. Twice. In your sleep.Videos (105)
Carlos Mencia - TBoFIF ( Part 7 )
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- Autor: Z4RBON
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The Best of Funny is Funny!
Carlos Mencia - TBoFIF ( Part 6 )
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The Best of Funny is Funny!
Carlos Mencia - TBoFIF ( Part 5 )
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Britney Spears Derrick Barry America's Got Talent
- Duración: 4:10
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- Autor: ElfBoyProduction
Tags: 17 2008 America's Barry Britney Derrick Got June Spears Talent
Americas #1 Britney Spears impersonator Derrick Barry on America's Got Talent aired June 17, 2008. See more of Derrick on his YouTube page http://www.youtube.com/user/derrickbritney
MIKE VALLELY - "Mike V Vs Security Guard" (2008)
- Duración: 2:31
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- Autor: mikevallely
Tags: bam blart caught cky3 cop element fight happy james kevin madison mall mike on paul skate skateboarding tape vallely
Mike V joined by Mike Escamilla recently raided the West Orange Pavillon Mall for a skate session. Mike V actually skated inside the mall before being chased out by security. Outside the mall they were once again confronted by security. See what happens when an over zealous mall cop gets in Mike...
mail 2 me from u
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- Autor: gradualreport
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I got some weird mail this time around... complete list will be on my web site by the end of the week
