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Nombre: MVVideos

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Ciudad: Elyria,OH

Pais: Elyria,OH, US

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Libros: the PENDRAGON adventures. and steven colbert's "i am america(and so can you!)"

Películas: HEROES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(n family guy)

M�sica: Dan-Classic Rock (meaning 80'sish) tyler- nething that's not emo or country, or most of the stupid wastes of sperm that "perform"(massacre the meaning of "taste") on MT-ball licking-V

Hobbies: Dan-throwing rox at preps. Tyler-idk.if it takes more than the IQ of jake sustarsic to do, im in!!

the story of Dan the almighty and tyler-merica started with a movie. a very crappy movie that the god of rock and consumate v's, DIO(see Tenacios D and the pick of destiny) and the god of awesomeness, beauty, beefy arms and the art of burnination, AFRODEEZ-E-ACK, went to see on there first date, of which this movie goes my the name of "your's, mine, and Ours."AFRODEEZ-E-ACK, or afro, for short, was getting bored and wanted to go outside, cuz it was getting chilly. dio sensed this, and offered her his coat. it didnt help. so, they went outside, endded up makin' out, and headed over to dio's house, a thatched-roof-cottage. (WARNING!!!for obvious reasons, this section of our classic oddesy is advised for MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY!SO, plz clear the area of all immature people.)after dimming the lites, litling some candles, and turning on the eagles' "one of these nites", DIO "planted his seed" so to speak. nine months, 200 moodswings, 37 chocolate cakes and one missed period later, they gave birth to a beautiful,baby trogdor. "he has your consumate vs'" said afro."and your beefy arms" sed dio.dio decided to name him(surprise!) TROGDOR!!(after his great uncle, rodgort). after 9 seconds,(37weeks in Trog years)trogdor accidentily drank some leftover C-4 from daddy's last performance, thus teaching him how to BURNiNATE.and so he did.all over the kitchen sink!afro got mad and sent him to his room. he got bored and fell asleep,BURNiNATING the house on accident.sorta. after moving to puetro rico, arkansas, california, and hoth, dio and afro both finally got a more suitable-and less flammable- job as professional prayer answer-ers. also,trogdor was stuck up in his room most of the time, and summoned up some friends 2 keep him company. two of which were tyler and dan. others included chuck norris, steven colbert, the hulk, steven spielberg,buddah,peter petrelli,spiderman, darth sidius, jimi-hendrix, the world trade center, mrs. heers and a bunch of liberals(which trogdor l8r regretted creating, cuz they wudnt stop bleeding there hearts all over his BRAND NEW SOFA and shoving the welfare system down everyone throats and pretty much just being DICKS to evry1)one day, tyler and dan were chillin' out, beatin on liberals, when darthsidiuos got all up in there grill. dan commenced the beatings onto him, and tyler watched.and laffed. once they were borede, they got caught watching porn on the interwebs and were banished from his room, back down to earth.there, they met an awesome person, MATT and a fat dildo, which they misaked for a person for 4 years, TRAVIS.the end. oh ya. they also met jacob the frickin sw33t wigger, hailey, the teeth, gabby, the chick who hates tyler(for reasons yet un explained)and mike n jake. a bunch of liberals who's lifes just peaked 2 weeks ago.

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The best Rock Band Band EVER!

Duración: 5:4
Calificación: n/a
Veces visto: 29
Autor: MVVideos

Tags: alive Band bon dan dead drums faggot Funny Guitar jovi kid McGann mikey MvVideos or Rock scotty Valentik vocals wanted

My friends Rock Band on the game Rock Band performing "Wanted Dead Or Alive" It's the best EVER! Mikey-Vocals (next Bon Jovi) Scotty-Guitar (easily better then Hendrix) Some faggot kid-Drums (Next Neil Pert)