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Welcome to JAMM!! Starring: Jamie Martinez Age: 14 Sex: M Nickname: "Jamie-San" or "Mexican" Info: The baby of the group, Jamie proves that Mexicans can be pretty damn funny. Born and raised in a cardboard box, Jamie moved to the city with high hopes and dreams of becoming a movie star and being the sexiest man alive. After starring in a few movies that flopped, including "Hop The border, Ese!" and "Taco Lad", he starred in a hit reality show entitled The Job Hop, where 12 illegal immigrants compete to get one job at a local Taco Bell. He got deported after round 7. He met Andrew 2 months later, at a Chili's restaurant. The two became fast friends. He told Jamie of the group he made, and Jamie willingly accepted the offer. Together, along with Montie, they formed JAMM. Andrew Bensen Age: 15 Sex: M Nickname: "Bensenatoris" or "Sexy Person" Info: Often considered the funniest dude in the bunch, Andrew wasn't always what he is today. At the age of only 8, he began taking steroids to enhance his ability to play Badminton. The abuse became worse and worse. His family and friends tried to help, but he would just flip them off and keep going. He lost all of his friends and family, including his girlfriend, who he tried to kill after she cooked his steak too done. After 2 years of rehab and 5 years of prison, he was finally cured of his problem. He then went onward trying stand-up but ultimately failed at it. His main joke was about hot pockets, but was upset when he learned that that joke had already been used by another comic. He met Dan at one of his shows, where Dan saved him from almost being killed by rotten tomatoes. They then together made JAMMPro, and brought 2 of their friends in on it. He asked his compadre Jamie and his childhood friend MacNeal. Now the group was complete. Dan "Montie" Montgomery Age: 14 Sex: M Nickname: "Montie" or "Dam" Info: While Jamie and Andrew do a lot for JAMM, Montie might just be the most active member. Appearing and starring in virtually all the videos, he is also the easiest recognizable. Montie's life was a very confusing one, unfortunately. His mom and dad were always out of town, so Montie was usually babysitted by a drunken hobo living near his house. The hobo introduced him to alcohol at a young age, and frequently got wasted from this. It wasn't until he barfed up his small intestine did he realize this way of life was not the way to go. He joined the circus for a few years, as the amazing kid who can talk to armadillo's. After getting fired from Barnum and Bailey circus, he moved to Prospect Park to settle down. He then met Andrew, and they both thought of ways to entertain. One idea popped up. To entertain on youtube. They both shook on it, and formed JAMMPro. Montie also admitted that Andrew is 100 times cooler than him. Andrew "MacNeal" Age: 15 Sex: N/A Nickname: "MacDaddy" or "Pool Boy" Info: Finally, we have MacNeal, the last member of JAMMPro. MacNeal didn't like the story I made before, so instead, I'll tell you a true story about how MacNeal was born. His Mom was pregnant with him, and one day she was swimming laps at the Briarcliffe Swim Club. The reason why she did this pregnant is unknown. Anyway, she began to go in labor, and he was born right in the pool. The next years were hard for the wee lad, because he spent countless hours swimming at the same spot he was born. Eventually, his body began to become accustomed to the water, and gills slowly began to develop right below his lungs. Years passed, and by this time he already had a tail and fins. the community learned about his life underwater, an banned him from the pool. Now homeless, MacNeal wandered the streets until he found a big puddle outside of K-Mart. At this moment, Andrew was walking by and saw the fish boy lying in the puddle. he took him to his house, and cut his fins off. MacNeal died.................................... Actually, this story was a dream that MacNeal had. Now the real one: MacNeal met Andrew and they became friends. They joined JAMMPro.

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